Morning Stress

A: Sweetheart!!!!! You're late!!!! You better hurry up!!! You're really, really late!!!!

B: No, I'm not... and I'm leaving now.

A:  Are you leaving now? So... Go and buy some cigarettes for me before, ok?

Terrible Bang!

A: What the hell! What are you doing here?

B: I'm shinning, and you Mr?

A: I... I think someone knocked my head. I shouldn't be talking with stars...

Micro dialogue 2

A: Doctor, I need to graduate my glasses.

B: ...

A: Doctor, are you listening to me?!

B: Miaaau.

Micro dialogue 1

A: Dude, I wasn't that drunk!

B: Are you sure? You didn't have your house keys so you started to yell in front of the door with a stick in your hand "Alohomora!".

A: Yeah, maybe I was a little bit drunk.