The Puddle of Blood

A bloody show

May, 24 th 1978, Maria Auxiliadora. Like every year there was a party with a show, this year Bosmar had called a knives launcher. Kelly, who was the model, put on new heels higher than the old shoes; John with the bandaged eyes did not realize the difference of height and launched the knives, he failed few centimetres. 

Next......

-Next! - I said with tired voice.

 - Profiles.  Why do you think you must be chosen?

- Well I am from Galicia and my exam has been the best of all class.

-Why do you want to take part of this?

-well... the crisis, you know?

- The truth is that I can notice your quality, so I choose you.

- Thank you, Arguiñano.....

The potato felt happy, the end was near, but with one of the best.

Thatcherism

A policeman was seeing the scene while a lot of people were drinking beers  and bottles of wine speaking all together: "! She is dead! ".
The phrase is a play on words with Thatcher's famous declaration “This woman is not going to change ", that she declared in a speech in 1980. And a bottle of milk was placed on the verge of her house. Though the Thatcherism lived, live and will live. 

Goldilocks

When the three bears arrived, Goldilocks asked them for the ID card:

- 2x1 in glass of wine, girls come in free...

Elena. Talkactive even with hands.