The Puddle of Blood

Micro dialogue 2

A: Doctor, I need to graduate my glasses.

B: ...

A: Doctor, are you listening to me?!

B: Miaaau.

Micro dialogue 1

A: Dude, I wasn't that drunk!

B: Are you sure? You didn't have your house keys so you started to yell in front of the door with a stick in your hand "Alohomora!".

A: Yeah, maybe I was a little bit drunk.

The clever potato

- I  think this is a bad idea.

- It isn't, mum. I want to study  and  become someday a doctor- said Charles.

Everyone is writing an exam. 12:00. Pupils  are hungry.  When they see Charles going into the classroom they just think of one thing: cut him into pieces and fry him. Charles was a potato.

Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th. 21:30. Silence at the University. I have a bad feeling. I see a black cat  running. "Symphony no.9" from Beethoven is being played. I walk into the music classroom. I see an old man with bloody hands and a dead cat on the piano.

Suddenly I wake up. It's Friday 13th.

Iron Maiden

1984. The coal miners' strike started some months ago. I'm waiting for my dad to come. He is in a protest march claiming for our rights. We don't have enough food since the strike started. I'm hungry. I go outside to look for food. Suddenly I see her: the responsible of our misfortune.

Snow White

Snow White was hungry. She ate some mushrooms in the forest.

Later, a beautiful unicorn took her for a ride over the rainbow.

Cati Ortega, who has no imagination and hates writing is being forced to write this story.