Wednesday, May 22, 2013

dreaming....

A: I have dreamt that I earned 200 million of euros, as my father.
B: uooohhh! does he earn 200 million of euros?
A: no... he dream it too.



Morning Stress


A: Sweetheart!!!!! You're late!!!! You better hurry up!!! You're really, really late!!!!

B: No, I'm not... and I'm leaving now.

A:  Are you leaving now? So... Go and buy some cigarettes for me before, ok?



Terrible Bang!

A: What the hell! What are you doing here?

B: I'm shinning, and you Mr?

A: I... I think someone knocked my head. I shouldn't be talking with stars...

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Micro dialogue 2

A: Doctor, I need to graduate my glasses.

B: ...

A: Doctor, are you listening to me?!

B: Miaaau.


Micro dialogue 1

A: Dude, I wasn't that drunk!

B: Are you sure? You didn't have your house keys so you started to yell in front of the door with a stick in your hand "Alohomora!".





A: Yeah, maybe I was a little bit drunk.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Every moment has an ending

Mrs. Potato has a good humor and she feels happy.  She goes directly to the bath to look herself in the mirror and starts making up her face.  She goes to watch through the window. And…He was there!

Mr. Exam has been waiting for her.

Finally, he does not pay attention to her. 

LUKA



                                                                      
A  murder. The perfect time to act. All the students were in class except Luka. As always, he was out from the university. Maybe he was running behind a butterfly. 
Two weird men. A big sack. They hit him. They want his skin for Cruella de Vil. 
I could not sleep anymore. I wake up. 

Monday, May 13, 2013

Blow with a broom


Everybody wonders about who was so cruel. All that blood still on the ground, candles, cards, sad faces. 



Nothing was enough for that little body already dead. All CES Don Bosco students filled with dismay. 
The guilt was killing the receptionist. That words “blow with a broom” made her confess.
The last goodbye to Mr Mouse.

Shared guilt


University, a lot of people angry and shouting "We don't forget your death!"


All the students were working together for one reason. Everybody had thought about her sometime. It was unforgiveable.
They knew her name, but they had forgotten her essence.

What a hard life without you, my dear Creativity!
Everything was said and done.  

Saturday, May 11, 2013

The guilty teacher


“I’ve never seen so much guilt in my career”, the policeman though as he entered CES Don Bosco’s building. When he saw the teacher, he shivered.


    - Sir, you must come to the station.

    - ME? Why?

    - You’re accused of murder. A very long project in a very short time is considered a crime.






The worst student's day


Exam day. I’ve studied so much… I have the impression I’m going to fail and hysteria invade me.

While I’m waiting with my classmates, my mum arrives just before we enter the classroom:

      - Honey! You forgot your lucky charm! 

 And I want to die as I put the little Mr. Potato on the table.




Thursday, May 9, 2013

Sweaty envy

He was sweaty and distracted.

“This can’t be happening!” he thought.
On the other side of the class, someone’s smiling mischievously. She knew the reason of his misfortune. That stormy morning she had a plan, that genie would help her.
“He mustn’t pass the exam” she said.

And that little potato in his shoes made its work.

A bloody show



May, 24 th 1978, Maria Auxiliadora. Like every year there was a party with a show, this year Bosmar had called a knives launcher. Kelly, who was the model, put on new heels higher than the old shoes; John with the bandaged eyes did not realize the difference of height and launched the knives, he failed few centimetres. 

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Next......


-Next! - I said with tired voice.
 - Profiles.  Why do you think you must be chosen?
- Well I am from Galicia and my exam has been the best of all class.
-Why do you want to take part of this?
-well... the crisis, you know?
- The truth is that I can notice your quality, so I choose you.
- Thank you, Arguiñano.....

The potato felt happy, the end was near, but with one of the best.


The clever potato

- I  think this is a bad idea.
- It isn't, mum. I want to study  and  become someday a doctor- said Charles.

Everyone is writing an exam. 12:00. Pupils  are hungry.  When they see Charles going into the classroom they just think of one thing: cut him into pieces and fry him. Charles was a potato.


Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th. 21:30. Silence at the University. I have a bad feeling. I see a black cat  running. "Symphony no.9" from Beethoven is being played. I walk into the music classroom. I see an old man with bloody hands and a dead cat on the piano.




Suddenly I wake up. It's Friday 13th.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Just passing by


She left home. Her mummy was taking care of her little brother and she had to go on an errand. She should find food, wherever it was. She went over London streets, listening people yelling. She asked herself why they shouted so much. The only thing she knew was that everybody insulted that ugly woman from the street posters, but she didn’t understand why. She just had to find food, she was just passing by.

Hours later, some policemen blocked her safe way home. She had to get too close to the yelling, she had to go to that street. She never knew who or what it was: maybe the mounted police who went towards her, maybe the incendiary object aimed at him. And she could never ask her mum.

Even though she was just passing by.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Broken Promise


Full of dirt, walking through the streets, he was looking for some milk. He felt weird that day; nevertheless he had promised to his children that they will have the best breakfast of their lives. He found the dairy but it was closed. He came back home. 
Suddenly, he heard someone’s sobbing, he entered in the room, and in that moment, he remembered that that day he didn’t come back from the miner strike. He couldn’t have the opportunity to give that superb breakfast, he would never forget that day of 1984.



Tania A.

Thatcherism


A policeman was seeing the scene while a lot of people were drinking beers  and bottles of wine speaking all together: "! She is dead! ".
The phrase is a play on words with Thatcher's famous declaration “This woman is not going to change ", that she declared in a speech in 1980. And a bottle of milk was placed on the verge of her house. Though the Thatcherism lived, live and will live. 



Saturday, May 4, 2013

Terrible situation






Terrible situation. Privatizations, reductions, destruction of the miners ‘strike, existence of wildly unpopular poll tax, thefts, and others disgusting things. The story that I am writing now it is focus on a young child who lives in a poor family. This lovely family hardly has money to buy food. The parents are unemployed. They only want his son can grow like a happy child. Suddenly, an evil witch decides to steal milk for schoolchildren.

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Iron Maiden



1984. The coal miners' strike started some months ago. I'm waiting for my dad to come. He is in a protest march claiming for our rights. We don't have enough food since the strike started. I'm hungry. I go outside to look for food. Suddenly I see her: the responsible of our misfortune.



Monday, April 29, 2013

Coyote




Road Runner and Coyote are running. Coyote is trying to catch Road Runner like always.  After several attempts, he gets it.

And...he says: Should I kiss you?


ESTHER with a little bit of luck has written this.

Edge of Glory

Mr Mouse was on the edge of glory.


He took off his ears and he started to play with the Djs.



Tania A. 62.99 inches of smiles, born in a cold month in 1993.

Goldilocks

When the three bears arrived, Goldilocks asked them for the ID card:

- 2x1 in glass of wine, girls come in free...

Elena. Talkactive even with hands.

Snow White

Snow White was hungry. She ate some mushrooms in the forest.




Later, a beautiful unicorn took her for a ride over the rainbow.

Cati Ortega, who has no imagination and hates writing is being forced to write this story.

Captain Hook


Hook almost had him. 

"I'll get you for this, Pan, if it's the last thing I do!"


He had never thought this would be so difficult when his son Peter was born.



Merche M. An auntie too busy to think about this.